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<h3 style="text-align: center;">Great Expectations Resolve to Reality</h3>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Great expectations, as we all know, very often clash with reality. Optimism with a view toward rewarding expectations is a controlling factor in many of the endeavors all of us pursue. However, disappointment often ensues. That is what I fear in the current American GOP Presidential Election cycle. All the candidates entered the race promoting “hope,” but one by one they fell away from their challenge. Three remain, but I don’t trust any of them to do, or be able to do, the things they have promised. If Donald Trump does all that he has promised &#8211; assuming election &#8211; I believe he would just be a &#8220;white Obama.&#8221; He would have to subscribe to Obama&#8217;s methodology. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bjSXZAl7nM" target="_blank" rel="noopener"><span style="color: #0066cc;">I believe this nation should embark on the path of Nullification in order to bring the Constitutional powers of our Government back into control</span></a>. I present the following series of events, in a humorous way, to show how the optimism of expectations can erode.</p>
<h3 style="text-align: center;">The Birthday Gift</h3>
<p style="text-align: justify;">For my birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased for me a week of private lessons at the local health club. Though still in great shape from when I was on the varsity chess team in high school, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and try it.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">I called the club and made reservations with someone named Tawny, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swimwear&#8230; hmmm. My wife seemed very pleased with how enthusiastic I was to get started. The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress for the week:</p>
<p>MONDAY:</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">I started my day at 6:00 AM. It was tough to get out of bed, but well worth the effort when I arrived at the health club to find Tawny waiting for me. (She&#8217;s something of a goddess with blond hair, dancing eyes, and a dazzling white smile. WOO HOO!!!) Tawny showed me the machines and took my pulse after five minutes on the treadmill. She seemed a little alarmed that my pulse was so fast, but I think just standing next to her in that outfit of hers added about ten points. I enjoyed watching the aerobics class. Tawny was very encouraging as I did my sit-ups, though my gut was already aching a little from holding it in the whole time I was talking to her. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!!!</p>
<p>TUESDAY:</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">It took a whole pot of coffee to get me out the door, but I finally made it. Tawny had me lie on my back and push this heavy iron bar up into the air. Then she put weights on it, for heaven&#8217;s sake! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made it the full mile. Tawny&#8217;s rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. Muscles feel GREAT!!!</p>
<p>WEDNESDAY:</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I am certain that I have developed a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was okay as long as I didn&#8217;t try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a Geo in the club lot. Tawny was a little impatient with me and said my screaming was bothering the other club members. (Her voice is a little too perky for early in the morning, and when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.) The treadmill hurt my chest so I did the stair monster. Why on earth would anyone invent a machine to stimulate an activity rendered obsolete by the invention of elevators? Tawny told me regular exercise would make me live linger. I can&#8217;t imagine anything worse.</p>
<p>THURSDAY:</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Tawny (what kind of stupid name is that anyway?) was waiting for me with her vampire like teeth exposed in a full snarl. I couldn&#8217;t help being a half hour late, it took me that long to tie my freaking shoes. She wanted me to lift dumbbells. Not a chance, Tawny. The word &#8220;dumb&#8221; must be in there for a reason. When she wasn&#8217;t looking, I ran and hid in the men&#8217;s room until she sent Lars looking for me. As punishment, she made me try the rowing machine. It sank.</p>
<p>FRIDAY:</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">I hate Tawny more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. (Stupid, skinny, anemic little cheerleader Wanna-Be WITCH.) If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat her with it. She thought it would be a good idea to work on my triceps. Well, I have news for you, Tawny, I don&#8217;t have any triceps. And if you don&#8217;t want dents in the floor, don&#8217;t hand me freaking barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich (which I am sure you learned in the sadist school you attended and graduated magna cum laude from, you Nazi Witch). The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and P.E. teacher. Why couldn&#8217;t it have been someone softer, like a drama coach or choir director?</p>
<p>SATURDAY:</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Tawny left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing her made me want to smash the machine with my planner. However, I lacked the strength even to use the TV remote and ended up watching eleven straight hours of The Weather Channel.</p>
<p>SUNDAY:</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">I&#8217;m having the church van pick me up for services today so I can go to express how thankful I am that this week is over and pray that next year my wife will give me something a little more fun&#8230; like a free root canal!!!</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>The above observation was contributed by a good high school friend, Mr. Tommy Rutledge, author unknown. I don&#8217;t know what his intentions were, but I can fully relate to it.</strong></p>
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